tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post1915911422212169781..comments2023-11-15T21:54:30.888-08:00Comments on Greenspeak: Dear 1up.com,Jeff Greenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16156559263867246922noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-25978096535020107052009-09-27T22:19:34.124-07:002009-09-27T22:19:34.124-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-61459516130120940492009-09-22T00:50:11.395-07:002009-09-22T00:50:11.395-07:00Cell phones from simple communication became a ful...<a href="http://www.crazypurchase.com/cheap-cell-phones-wholesale-10" rel="nofollow">Cell phones</a> from simple communication became a full-featured entertainment terminal . Can be said that <a href="http://www.crazypurchase.com/cheap-cell-phones-wholesale-10" rel="nofollow">cell phone china</a> new milestone in the industry. This fully demonstrates that, <a href="http://www.crazypurchase.com/cheap-cell-phones-wholesale-10" rel="nofollow">cheap cell phones</a> entertainment has become the most sought after consumer applications and has become the focus of the market.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-43439717503858327122009-03-01T13:14:00.000-08:002009-03-01T13:14:00.000-08:00Damn, I inadvertently gave 1up a click! I hope you...Damn, I inadvertently gave 1up a click! I hope you're happy...White Hamsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05689350299280431122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-53772144386578632742009-02-27T17:10:00.000-08:002009-02-27T17:10:00.000-08:00Not long after the events at 1UP I noticed a new s...Not long after the events at 1UP I noticed a new story talking about how Halo Wars was "Bungies" attempt to break into the RTS genera on console.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-71768156786948286062009-02-25T22:17:00.000-08:002009-02-25T22:17:00.000-08:00SO quickly now goose, you call me a coward as if y...SO quickly now goose, you call me a coward as if your REAL name is goose? Sec, Mister Goose, let me go get a phone book and look it up<BR/><BR/>Looking it up...and all I see is a the picture of a bird along with the words, "1. to move (the head or body) quickly downwards or away; 2. An aquatic bird."<BR/>WHERE'S YOUR NUMBER PAL? AT LEAST I HAVE THE FREAKIN COURAGE TO EVEN MAKE UP A FAKE NAME.<BR/><BR/>And trace my IP? What are you, 12? LOL. Its common knowledge nowadays how to use an IP changer so good luck.<BR/><BR/>~MooseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-2629766912111520942009-02-25T20:49:00.000-08:002009-02-25T20:49:00.000-08:00OMG Jeff. Your comment section looks like a high ...OMG Jeff. Your comment section looks like a high school bitch fest.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11066127652412887468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-85591205365609904582009-02-25T00:45:00.000-08:002009-02-25T00:45:00.000-08:00Mitch Tanner,You're telling me that I'll be sorry?...Mitch Tanner,<BR/><BR/>You're telling me that I'll be sorry?<BR/><BR/>No way, guy, YOU'LL be sorry - sorry for tellin' me what to write and what not to write.<BR/><BR/>You think I'm afraid of you - guy, I was in The Marines, and fought at Bazra during the first Persian Gulf War - and I've got a commemorative tattoo to prove it too. You say you'll hunt me down... no way, guy, I'll hunt YOU down. And when I've finished hunting you then I'll hunt your family as well. Then I'll find your family archives and obliterate all traces of your ancestral heritage. <BR/><BR/>I've already looked up your I.P. number, and I'm en route to your home even as we speak - go watch the film No Country For Old Men because it'll prepare you for the storm that's headed your way.<BR/><BR/>I make Anton Chigurh look like Ronald McDonald.<BR/><BR/>When the lights in your home go off, don't bother getting up to light a candle, because you'll be dead before you can say Dick Tracy.<BR/><BR/>The GooseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-7749631119177432622009-02-25T00:31:00.000-08:002009-02-25T00:31:00.000-08:00Hey, you up there.Don't steal my name.I post The G...Hey, you up there.<BR/><BR/>Don't steal my name.<BR/><BR/>I post The Goose after what I write to identify myself. Why don't you identify YOURSELF... a guy who hides behind a false name is nothing but a big sissy in my books, and... wait a minute... was that Robert Coffey who wrote that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-90373424705335303972009-02-24T22:54:00.000-08:002009-02-24T22:54:00.000-08:00Dear Mitch Tanner,You think my videogame and film ...Dear Mitch Tanner,<BR/><BR/>You think my videogame and film criticisms are bad? Wait till you see my art and architecture reviews! Coming soon! ROFLMAOJeff Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16156559263867246922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-7882863290742362582009-02-24T19:54:00.000-08:002009-02-24T19:54:00.000-08:00Oh god... just what we need. A Mr. Jeff Green vide...Oh god... just what we need. A Mr. Jeff Green video game critic thinking he is a film critic, too? ROFLMAO. As if critics weren't hated enough... Jeff's opinions are more lack luster than this metaphor.<BR/><BR/>Back to see what my Jeffery Green is eating for dinner again. <BR/><BR/>**Hoping it's pasta.<BR/><BR/>~Mitch TannerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-7007026500338581062009-02-24T19:50:00.000-08:002009-02-24T19:50:00.000-08:00Hey goose, why dont you get off of Jeff's FREAKIN'...Hey goose, why dont you get off of Jeff's FREAKIN' back before I get in your FREAKIN face? I Swear to FREAKIN god one more word and I'll FREAKIN hunt you down.<BR/><BR/>You'll be sorry.<BR/><BR/>~Mitch TannerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-42061364090179934762009-02-24T18:48:00.000-08:002009-02-24T18:48:00.000-08:00Actually, looking back at my earlier post about co...Actually, looking back at my earlier post about copy editors, I realize that I was completely wrong -- <I>I</I> am in fact the one who is a childish idiot.<BR/><BR/>Or am I just being so ironically hip again that no one can tell what I genuinely mean and what I do not? Perhaps that's today's lesson -- you can't trust us Internet morans.<BR/><BR/>Who knows -- it's hard to tell when you're douche-y like me...<BR/><BR/>The GooseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-87102261337435380932009-02-24T11:12:00.000-08:002009-02-24T11:12:00.000-08:00At the Ensemble funeral please play Flight of the ...At the Ensemble funeral please play Flight of the Conchords - Business Time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU<BR/><BR/>It could have been handled differently, but it's just business. :(TheMeanBosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02594349987069033624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-70818598039470039122009-02-24T09:47:00.000-08:002009-02-24T09:47:00.000-08:00(Old man Murphy inflection): Back in aught 6 we ha...(Old man Murphy inflection): Back in aught 6 we had a copy desk. And a Gutenberg press. I remember when we first spectralized our...(snore).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-82930916811696937722009-02-24T08:39:00.000-08:002009-02-24T08:39:00.000-08:00http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/22...http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/220569.htmldithadderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12784439458918602649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-9112241292855227772009-02-24T01:39:00.000-08:002009-02-24T01:39:00.000-08:00I would blame it on Wesley also. That guy is the ...I would blame it on Wesley also. That guy is the worse character in the whole Star Trek series, I'm dead serious.<BR/><BR/>I didn't watch the Oscars, I don't feel like they're legit anymore. One could say they're the MTV Movie Awards for old artsy folk. I'm not saying something like The Hulk should be nominated, I'm saying to make it legit, they should consider good movies that have been released throughout ALL the year, not just September through December, I hate that so much.<BR/><BR/>Also, way late, but I hope new full blog posts by Mr. Green aren't dictated by individuals in the comment section. Blog posts should be about whatever he wants, individual curiosities are what the comment section is for.<BR/><BR/>Something like: "Hey Jeff how's the weather?" I don't actually want to know Jeff, it's friggin' cold here in Minneapolis MN, especially after a random heat wave that melted all of the snow.Derekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02064552928839357039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-76535179462965106862009-02-23T23:48:00.000-08:002009-02-23T23:48:00.000-08:00Remember in The Shawskank Redemption how they sat ...Remember in The Shawskank Redemption how they sat on the rooftop in the month of May (which is one damned fine month for outdoor detail), drinking Bohemian style beer. <BR/><BR/>Great movie, Shawshank.<BR/><BR/>I love the ending to that movie too.<BR/><BR/>... hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things... I hope that the Pacific Ocean will be as blue as it's been in my dreams... I hope that Andy will be there... <BR/><BR/>... I hope.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-42926673095604812122009-02-23T08:39:00.000-08:002009-02-23T08:39:00.000-08:00Nice pic Jeff - that was my reaction exactly. We ...Nice pic Jeff - that was my reaction exactly. We were reading on the viewscreen and we just couldn't believe our eyes. Worf wanted to ready phasers but I ordered him to take it out on Wesley instead.<BR/><BR/>Oscars: Slumdog - overrated. And get your flamethrowers ready everyone: TDK - overrated. It was way too long and just not as good as the first one. If Heath hadn't died, it would've been much shorter - many of his scenes would've been snipped for time.<BR/><BR/>I didn't see Frost/Nixon or The Wrestler or whatever the other Best Picture one was (Doubt?), because I just couldn’t imagine any of them being better than Milk. Milk was outstanding - maybe the best movie I've seen in a theater since The Shawshank Redemption.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443865755833781286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-56617115115829371972009-02-23T05:36:00.000-08:002009-02-23T05:36:00.000-08:00Good job Jeff Shreen!Good job Jeff Shreen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-63130545880864880392009-02-22T22:01:00.000-08:002009-02-22T22:01:00.000-08:00Look, screw the copy editors.They're overpaid idio...Look, screw the copy editors.<BR/><BR/>They're overpaid idiots. They don't contribute anything creatively. They just sit there at the copy desk making fun of everyone else.<BR/><BR/>Have you ever worked at a copy desk - and I mean a REAL copy desk?<BR/><BR/>Children.<BR/><BR/>I'd rather go on a field trip with fourth graders. These guys carry straws in their shirt pockets and shoot paper boogers at their colleagues when their colleagues are trying to get work done.<BR/><BR/>Anonymous, the original mistake, I believe, was that the writer wrote Bruce Kelley instead of Bruce Shelley. But were there other mistakes in there as well? Looks like the piece was cleaned up a bit maybe?<BR/><BR/>This is why we have to use QFT when citing a quotation removed from the internet. Sometimes you'll catch a guy's mistake, but then he'll re-edit his stuff, and make YOU look like the idiot. Criss cross.<BR/><BR/>So the lesson of the day is always quote for truth, kids. <BR/><BR/>But don't you love the way Green can't stop being an editor. Even from a distance he still thinks he's in charge of the editorial process at 1up.<BR/><BR/>The GooseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-33733210110442472422009-02-22T19:44:00.000-08:002009-02-22T19:44:00.000-08:00I was worried about the same thing when I saw all ...I was worried about the same thing when I saw all the copy editors were let go. News is one thing, but surely there were copy editors on the reviews, previews, and cover stories for 1up right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-43360708856841075182009-02-22T15:45:00.000-08:002009-02-22T15:45:00.000-08:00what was the original mistake?what was the original mistake?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-81834474752625133602009-02-22T14:14:00.000-08:002009-02-22T14:14:00.000-08:00I love you, Jeff.I love you, Jeff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-22475778370546102132009-02-22T12:12:00.000-08:002009-02-22T12:12:00.000-08:00I agree about Wall-E and Dark Knight not being nom...I agree about Wall-E and Dark Knight not being nominated. I'd give Best Picture to Wall-E purely based on its relevance to our times.Adam Coronadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04453708344212047938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-9705153621223915962009-02-22T11:37:00.000-08:002009-02-22T11:37:00.000-08:00Hai their, I gess sum peepl jussed cant spel reel ...Hai their, <BR/>I gess sum peepl jussed cant spel reel güd. <BR/>Yood thync sumone wood halve notissed tha<BR/>spellin errorz tho. Jeez.darvoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04144982732914559404noreply@blogger.com