tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post6208338095898739673..comments2023-11-15T21:54:30.888-08:00Comments on Greenspeak: Rude awakening.Jeff Greenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16156559263867246922noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-16995392618200620132009-09-09T19:15:24.526-07:002009-09-09T19:15:24.526-07:00If your life feels like it is lacking the power th...If your life feels like it is lacking the power that you want and the motivation that you need, sometimes all you have to do is shift your point of view.<br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">puma mens shoes</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">nike air max ltd</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">NIKE air shoes</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">nike max ltd</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">cheap nike shoes</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">cheap puma shoes</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">nike shoes</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">puma shoes</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">Nike Air Max</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">Nike Air Rift</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">cheap nike shoes</a> <br /><a href="http://www.myshoess.com" rel="nofollow">cheap puma shoes</a><br /><a rel="nofollow">Nike Shox Torch</a><br /><a rel="nofollow">Puma Womens Shoes</a><br /><a rel="nofollow">Puma Mens Shoes</a><br /><a rel="nofollow">enjoy shipping</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-5209982759426304802008-11-29T15:03:00.000-08:002008-11-29T15:03:00.000-08:00At least you still have your dignity, right?At least you still have your dignity, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-81755192265110623872008-11-27T16:23:00.000-08:002008-11-27T16:23:00.000-08:00Hah, you paint a vivid picture.I recall having som...Hah, you paint a vivid picture.<BR/><BR/>I recall having some sort of twisted child abuser (think more Captain Hook than anything genuinely horrible) appear in one of my dreams. I instinctively struck with a blow to the gut. Unfortunately this turned out to be a wall. Thankfully, sleep is a good sedative.Crayonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14283871233945799117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-40902040266040369252008-11-26T19:34:00.000-08:002008-11-26T19:34:00.000-08:00"Hi! My name is 'Jeff' and I'm a complete and utte..."Hi! My name is 'Jeff' and I'm a complete and utter spaz."Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02075159923074548914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-90288089592986163492008-11-26T14:48:00.000-08:002008-11-26T14:48:00.000-08:00Crazy! I don't know if you listen to This America...Crazy! I don't know if you listen to This American Life, but a couple of months ago, they did a story similar to this. Except, it was with the comic Mike Birbiglia, who jumped out of a 2 story window. Go back and find it, it's totally worth a listen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-20991943117896867252008-11-26T14:23:00.000-08:002008-11-26T14:23:00.000-08:00It is sad that the misfortune of others can make m...It is sad that the misfortune of others can make me laugh but HA that's a funny story!<BR/><BR/>/PPeter Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06815040781377485336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-47783177305601603682008-11-26T09:43:00.000-08:002008-11-26T09:43:00.000-08:00Since there has not been a November 26th follow-up...Since there has not been a November 26th follow-up posting, I guess we can assume the worst happened this morning.Michael Adamekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06364144114600772204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-39560670248176179482008-11-26T09:41:00.000-08:002008-11-26T09:41:00.000-08:00Hmm, next you'll be dreaming that you passed out i...Hmm, next you'll be dreaming that you passed out in the kitchen while arguing with your wife, spent the night in hospital, went to France, came back, caught pneumonia, suffered the loss of the family cat, got sick with the flu, lost your job as editor in chief of the greatest gaming magazine there ever was, eventually quit, landed a fantastic job with EA as a game designer, and... er, lived happily ever after?<BR/><BR/>Nah, all that could never happen.<BR/><BR/>God dreams are just so unreal aren't they.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-62485244480352764582008-11-26T09:12:00.000-08:002008-11-26T09:12:00.000-08:00Haha! That was a great. I wouldn't be surprised i...Haha! That was a great. I wouldn't be surprised if your wife requested to sleep in separate beds a la Dick Van Dyke from now on.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11861595310256855031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-38865335582624330662008-11-26T06:58:00.000-08:002008-11-26T06:58:00.000-08:00You have the best dreams ever!You have the best dreams ever!darvoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04144982732914559404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-56351064394216908902008-11-26T05:41:00.000-08:002008-11-26T05:41:00.000-08:00At least you didn't hit your wife during your flyi...At least you didn't hit your wife during your flying leap.<BR/><BR/>Have you ever hit her before? My wife and I have only been married three months, and we've slugged each other in our sleep numerous times. <BR/><BR/>At least I'm sleeping when I do it. She could be wide awake and just getting back at me for something stupid I did that day.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the story, Jeff. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-52541202777142007822008-11-26T05:17:00.000-08:002008-11-26T05:17:00.000-08:00"Noooooooooooo!" *entire bedroom implodes*"Noooooooooooo!" *entire bedroom implodes*MrCHUPONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06916000918368936048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-38281406788350983312008-11-26T00:54:00.000-08:002008-11-26T00:54:00.000-08:00Lol. Once, when I was sleeping over at a girlfrie...Lol. Once, when I was sleeping over at a girlfriend's place, I had a dream that this dog ran up to me and emitted a kind of howling bark. My eyes opened while I was still making the sound, and it took me a second to piece together that I was howling out loud in my sleep. I woke my girlfriend who was sleeping next to me, and her roommate on the bunk above us (don't ask).Tydigamehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15493256286590683717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-54464569021182348752008-11-25T23:07:00.000-08:002008-11-25T23:07:00.000-08:00Good morning to you too! I had a similar experienc...Good morning to you too! I had a similar experience when I dreamt that I was running over a mother with two kids in a zebra-crossing. In my sleep I did some crazy Exorsist frantic sprint out of my bed and woke up screaming on the floor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-37161036757696013992008-11-25T19:58:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:58:00.000-08:00You're not the lord of the motorcycles!!!! seek h...You're not the lord of the motorcycles!!!! seek help brother, they have pills for this lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-89243742278550981152008-11-25T19:49:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:49:00.000-08:00I wish my dreams were that awesome. Not the pain, ...I wish my dreams were that awesome. Not the pain, but I would laugh about that later. <BR/><BR/>"You are not the lord of my bike!"J T 0 Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08565673198342263321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-75264736713923431812008-11-25T19:17:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:17:00.000-08:00At least you didn't break a hip. That means you st...At least you didn't break a hip. That means you still have a little bit of your youth remaining.TimLawshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275822335999677593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-61236834662226621782008-11-25T19:08:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:08:00.000-08:00Well, the important thing is that you successfully...Well, the important thing is that you successfully prevented your bike from being stolen in your dreams. That means it'll still be there the next time you go to sleep.<BR/><BR/>Just try not to get in a wreck in your dreams-- who knows what THAT would end up like in the real world.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09477903831254645826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-85761820633612711302008-11-25T17:21:00.000-08:002008-11-25T17:21:00.000-08:00YOU'RE NOT THE LORD OF MY BIKE!YOU'RE NOT THE LORD OF MY BIKE!ICallItFutilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16005821160027284383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-42503694693097364662008-11-25T16:25:00.000-08:002008-11-25T16:25:00.000-08:00haha, oh jeff.woh woh.haha, oh jeff.<BR/><BR/>woh woh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-46846121697116058832008-11-25T15:50:00.000-08:002008-11-25T15:50:00.000-08:00Jeff- you really need to read this: http://www.hea...Jeff- you really need to read this: <BR/><BR/>http://www.healthcentral.com/erectile-dysfunction/c/29454/50175/moto?ic=6026<BR/><BR/>My heart goes out to you, man.Fuzzmasterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15026285256702207945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-18269674075812580572008-11-25T15:03:00.000-08:002008-11-25T15:03:00.000-08:00all i can say is Epic Failall i can say is Epic FailAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-80839555163676154792008-11-25T14:50:00.000-08:002008-11-25T14:50:00.000-08:00Most importantly, what math book was it?!Most importantly, what math book was it?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-62661095928466520172008-11-25T14:31:00.000-08:002008-11-25T14:31:00.000-08:00The only other thing we can be sure of is that thi...The only other thing we can be sure of is that this shady character is not the lord of the rings.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14219608800833139376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2446932103172180245.post-6644793254831034502008-11-25T13:40:00.000-08:002008-11-25T13:40:00.000-08:00Oh man! It's times like this I wish there was stil...Oh man! It's times like this I wish there was still a GFW with you on it. Would have made me laugh into unconsciousness like your "You're not the Lord of the Rings!" dream.David Doelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01388776153123879856noreply@blogger.com