After you have purchased your coffee and poured your half-and-half/cream/milk/soy/urine/whatever into your cup, YOU DO NOT NEED TO KEEP STANDING AT THE LIQUID DISPENSARY BLOCKING EVERYONE ELSE FROM ALSO ACCESSING SAID LIQUIDS.
This morning, once again, some dillweed in a suit poured his milk in his cup, and then stood there, while two of us were behind him waiting to add to our own coffee drinks, daintily taste-testing his drink while yammering on his cell phone, as if he was standing in his own kitchen, oblivious to the seething hatred behind him.
Here's how it works: You pour your shit in your drink, and you move on. If you screwed up on the mixture, either suck it up, or QUICKLY pour more in and move the fuck on.
SOME OF US HAVE LIVES TO LEAD!
Also: Good morning!